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Slap the Bass

Prenounced Shlap the Bahzz or Shlappin za Bahzz means a girl just going to town on her vag with a bass slapping form
Just before bed Jenny decided to Slap the Bass to hide her sorrows of another night of not getting fucked from her boyfriend of over 7 years.

Slap the bass february 

Its the most important thing to do in february
Damn I gotta slap that bass it's slap the bass february
Slap the bass february by Fasolakis September 30, 2020

slap'n the bass 

where you slap the bass to hard. Your rectum takes offence
guy: Man I think I was slap'n the bass to hard

Guy 2 : I know bruv it kills init. My wife tried slap'n the bass last night
slap'n the bass by That 420 guy October 30, 2017

what the frick frack dick slap pussy ass buttcrack lackback stupidass cupid last cast best ass less bass is this stupid shit 

the most vulgar term that can cause 9.0 earthquakes across the world
omg who dropped their hotdog?
what the frick frack dick slap pussy ass buttcrack lackback stupidass cupid last cast best ass less bass is this stupid shit
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026