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Adjective: Skookie can be used to describe anything that is generally shitty.
Noun: A skooke is a person, place, or thing that is fucking lame.

Verb: Skookin can be used to describe someone who is trippin, lying, or being a fucking idiot.
Background information:
Derived from a word that describes people from the shithole that is Skokie, Illinois.
Bruh, I seent them skookie ass shoes in the payless last week. But only thru the window cause I definitely ain't never stepped footed in no skookie ass payless.

I saw a skooke walkin down the road with a skookie ass pair of J's.

Don't come to my crib if you gonna be skookin the whole time.
Skookie by Lezned Yelnats March 3, 2017
Related Words

skadookies

a word that means head, or the act of giving head.
also used by annoying boys named corey and chase during english class...
I got the skadookies last night!
Man, that girl is amazing at giving the skadookies!
Skullfire + Cookie = Retardedness, wait... no skookie
Skookie is afraid of chipmunks
Skookie by Father Goat March 2, 2004
The young offspring of a very rare, native New Zealand bird, commonly referred to as a "skooken",. Skookens are very elegant, pretty birds with large white tail feathers. Skookens are capable of flight, but generally do not fly as much as other birds due to the weight of their tail feathers, which prevents them from remaining airborn for long periods of time. Skookens are nonetheless very happy birds, however, and are revered and admired by tourists from around the world who are lucky enough to catch a glimpse of them in their remote habitat. Skookens prefer to eat worms and small fish, as they live near the ocean. They spend their time playing in the water, laying out in the sun, playing with one another, and eating.
Skookens are a protected species of bird and cannot be hunted or trapped.
Somewhat similar to an albatross, but prettier and smarter.
Skookie by MAE November 1, 2004

shwookie 

Hey look over there! I think I see a monkey. Oh, nevermind its just a shwookie.

Why are shwookies always hanging from trees?

Man that shwookie sure stinks.
1.) One who inflicts injury upon oneself.
2.) An act of retardation.
1.) He just skooked and lost all his digits.
2.) You pulled a skook
skookie by Skookie May 24, 2005