A big daddy in the sky in whom most people believe, but no one has seen. He's a really nice guy unless you fail to submit to his will and/or doubt his existence, because then he will punish you forever. He's also kind of nazi about who you have sex with. But hey, a buddy is a buddy right?
To be skyped means to ruin something by improving it. 'Skyped' is used because Skype has slowly become worse with more and more updates. I felt there needed to be a word for this since the German's have the word 'Verschlimmbesserung' (a supposed improvement that makes things worse)
'Oh you've really skyped up that model, its way too over the topnow'
Ghetto Social Mobile App advertised as a fun way to meet ppl, but really where ppl post and send pictures of their dicks, including the perv CEO. Full of booty shots and penises. Sign up to get an inbox full of creepy mesaages and pictures!
Girl 1:What's wrong u look traumatized?
Girl 2: Oh my god dude, I download the app Skydeck, bc I saw an ad, and am now traumatized by overload of nasty penis Girl 1: oh yeah that thing, it's like a ghetto pervert version of Instagram, it should be renamed instaghetto. I heard the creator is a perv and his dick is all over 4chan.