Skwig

Lemme get a skwig a dat
Malachi

Asking for a skwig of someones drink

Skwig by Vincent Mannino September 20, 2006

Skwig Things

When shit gets crazy and works out for no particular reason beyond the grace of God.

"Bruh, what was that?"

"I ain't gonna lie, that was some Skwiggy shit back there."

"Bro your life is nothing but skwig things..."

Skwig Things by Ahollabackgirl May 12, 2018

Skwisgaar Skwigelf 

Lead guitarist of Dethklok from Sweden, the world's tallest guitarist, and the fastest guitarist alive, though he can't read music. He claims this is because he has 'music dyslexia.' He has a strong Swedish accent, putting "s"'s at the end of many words he says. Skwisgaar, not having a father, was raised by his mother Serveta Skwigelf, Miss Sweden of 1956. Skwisgaar's frustration at his mother's sexual promiscuity is expressed through extremely fast guitar fingering. He is seen practicing his guitar almost constantly everywhere he goes. It is a possibility that he is ambidextrous. He seems to dislike the Danish but confuses them with the Dutch. Skwisgaar seems to be the most sexually active member of the band. Skwisgaar also seems to hold little importance on the physical appearance of sexual partners, as he has been seen propositioning an elderly grandmother for sex as well as sleeping with a very obese woman. This is possibly because his mother was extremely sexually promiscuous. He has been in a large number of bands prior to joining Dethklok, including Agnostic Priest, Gangagar Eldeleel-Alele, Gognog Mug Alugdug, Fuckface Academy, Sausage Assassin, Financially Raped, and Smugly Dismissed to name a few. Skwisgaar also refers to things he hates as dildos. His hands are apparently insured for ten billion dollars, one billion for each finger.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf is taller than a tree.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf by Nick Sbarbati October 16, 2006

skwizit 

skwizit, (skwiz-it) or quisit
Derived from "exquisite"

meaning: rare, fine, acute, intense, elaborate, beautiful, extraordinary

relate to: fine, awesome, rockin, sweet, sharp, groovy, hot, smokin, intense, tight

"That is a skwizit purse"
"She does skwizit things"
"This is some skwizit chit"
"Those were some skwizit times"
"Ah man, talk about skwizit"
"He is one skwizit playa"

"How ya doin man?"
"Just keepin it skwizit!"

"Don't mess with my skwizitness"

skwizit by mjpetrucci January 10, 2008

SWIG 

1. Sex With Intoxicated Girls

2. Hard rock band from North Hollywood, California, winner of 2008 Rock City News Best Hollywood band award.

Are you ready for SWIG?

SWIG by swig2000 June 14, 2009

Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome 

When you can no longer play guitar slowly because you're so used to playing fast (I.E. shredding) that if you were to start playing slow, you'd automatically lose your touch

"You want me to play THAT simple piece?? Hah!"

*tries to, but finds himself going unreasonably fast*

"What the hell?? I can't!! I must have Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome.."

Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome by SomeBadJOKE April 21, 2007

danger swig 

A bad ass way of drinking where you tilt your head back like a swaggamuffin

Oi bro do a danger swig!

danger swig by Swaggadon 2000 February 16, 2017