skin watch 

An exhibitionist-style practical joke in which one stretches his penis over and around his wrist. He then approaches a person (usually at a party) and asks the person if they might be able to tell him what time it is because he cannot seem to be able to read his watch (said while attempting to stare down at his stretched out penis). The person then stares at the supposed watch in confusion, not being able to figure out quite what it is for a few seconds and then realizes that it is a stretched out penis. This usually results in a reaction that is a combination of shock, disgust, and amusement.

Did you see Dave pull out the skin watch on Jenny last night? It was hilarious!!

skin watch by PNajmaie August 17, 2007

eel skin watch

An official eel skin watch occurs when a man, or young boy uses one hand to stretch his flacid penis all the way around his opposing wrist. While this may be confused for a real watch, it must never be relied upon as an accurate timepiece.

If if an individual is short on funding, he may choose to sport an eel skin watch to impress his partner for the time being. This will provide warmth to the wrist and displays the veins in your penis quite nicely.

eel skin watch by Jess Vincent April 24, 2003

Whale skin watch 

Wrapping your dong all the way around your wrist to the point of reconnection. Resulting in something resembling a whale skin watch.

My girlfriend asked me what time it was and I told her to check my whale skin watch.

Whale skin watch by Me1017 October 21, 2008

Silk Skin Watch 

When a guy wraps his dick around his wrist like a watch and asks you if you like his watch. He can also ask what time it is so you inadvertadly look at it

Hey man like my silk skin watch?

Dude thats a dick. I hate you

Silk Skin Watch by The Goater July 8, 2010

snake skin wrist watch 

When a male wraps his penis around his wrist.

dude check out my snake skin wrist watch (whips out his dong and wraps it around his wrist)

snake skin wrist watch by epic didamys March 14, 2010

skinwatch 

The act of flipping your penis over your wrist when asked what time it is, followed by the exclamation, "Time for a phat skinwatch!"

Neither the old woman sitting next to him or the bus driver were prepared for Joe's enormus skinwatch.

skinwatch by Andy Snow September 26, 2003

Spinwatching 

A specific form of people watching that focuses on people who appear to be under the influence of stimulants like methamphetamine and have lost control of their motor functions. This results in rapid, erratic and exaggerated movements of the head, limbs , extremities and facial muscles. Sometimes the person will also have outbursts of nonsensical speech or arguing with imaginary people.

If you're going spinwatching at the pier tonight, make sure your phone is charged and you don't get too close to your specimens.

Spinwatching by ConningLinguistorian October 31, 2023