skenis

An abnormaly small penis which possesses a pungent odor.

As things began to get hot and bothered, the heavy petting began. Items of clothing began to drop to the floor. When Richards undergarments dropped, a slight gasp escaped Wilmas lips. "Ohh... ummm... heh... I am sorry... I didnt realize you had a skenis. Maybe we can still be friends".

by Dave4Dolls September 20, 2006

Skenis

A dirty bastards skatty penis.

Bush has a skenis.

by Kat May 5, 2003

skenis

A penis that is very skinny; basically the opposite of a chode.

My girlfriend broke up with me when she found out I have a skenis.

by 1 Day Closer October 1, 2020

Skenis

A skeleton penis

Yo that skelly got a skenis

by Noire Angel July 10, 2022

Pinny Skenis

An inconspicuous way of calling someone a skinny penis

You're such a pinny Skenis

by Hannah Short January 5, 2017

pollen swenis

Pollen Swenis. When you jack off so much that the first letters in your swollen penis become reversed!

"he jacks off so much that his swollen penis turned in to a pollen swenis!

by Pete Negwaski! December 16, 2006

smenis

A below average penis, or small penis

When he pulled down his boxers it was obvious he had a smenis.

by Matt March 9, 2004