skegness salt chucker

A term which is used to describe someone who jacks off into their hand until they blow their load and then sling it into an unsuspecting persons face.

Serena: I was at a party last night when I walked into a bedroom and Ronald was there beating his meat
Celine: Wow Ronald actually did that?
Serena: Yes it didn’t end there though, he did the Skegness Salt Chucker on me and it was all in my freshly done hair.

by jallopinabottle May 31, 2020

Ayo Skegs

An expression used to get the attention of one of your mates.

“Ayo Skegs, come down the park later”

by ayoskegs August 5, 2020

Skeg in the Mud

A nautical double entendre referring to anal sex.

I think my girl wants the skeg in the mud tonight.

by goopysoup69 May 14, 2023

Skeg

The art of moving to a destination by walking in a fast manner. Much like a power walk.

Let's get our skeg on so we get their quicker.

by Hashtag it's me January 8, 2015

Skeg

The volume of bottled beverage which exists below the seam of the plastic bottle. It is often used as a guide marker for if someone asks for "saves". Look at a two litre bottle of coke for instance, near the bottom there should be a circular seam, anything below that is the skegs of the bottle.

"Hey mate, could I have saves on your bottle of coke?"
"Sure, anything below this skeg-line is yours."

by Windowsmad September 12, 2014

Skeg

A little weasel of a human being. Just a little shit.

I hate him, that awful skeg

by PsychoDeschain April 28, 2016

skeg

Part legend, part donny; a skeg isn't a person it's a lifestyle. In order to be a skeg, your first thought in the morning should be whos batty should I twonk me nash in today then.

Oi wacko, what's this about you skegging a bankstreet last night? Also ben's imbred.

by wambosambo January 30, 2019