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SKEEZLER BAG 

Pretty Much Any person who sits around and doesn't own anything or,

Have a job and are older than 16....
Bob was a 30 year old living in his mums Basement playing call of duty all day

Please Don't Skeezler bag like Bob get a cool job.
SKEEZLER BAG by Billyz March 5, 2023

yammer butt skeezer 

an girl that is a skeezer/whore who is also an asshole that talks too much shit.
Travis: Hey did you see Lana? I heard she slept with the whole basketball team.

Jesse: Yea I saw her she's always talking crap. She is such a yammer butt skeezer

skeezer in the freezer 

no class, no morals, slut that you keep on the side.
dominique wont put out tonight, good thing i got a skeezer in the freezer
Someone who hoes around and acts like a whole bitch.
That girl fucks with everybody she’s a “skeezer for real
Skeezer by Yathrib October 26, 2019

Skeezer Surfing 

The act of finding a filthy whore so you can get laid.
Man, I can't believe you actually went Skeezer Surfing last night. You might want to get checked bro.
Skeezer Surfing by Nov1707 March 26, 2009
1) A slang term for woman with low morals and poor hygene. Derived from 'Skeezy', a variant of the word 'Skeevy', meaning filthy or stained with fecal matter, urine and/or semen.
2) A low-class prostitute; one who is diseased, ugly, prematurely aged and/or worn-out from hard work and rough trade.
3) An immoral woman with no pride; one who engages in humiliating and degrading sexual acts for little or no gratitude or reward.
1) "Man that skeezer smells pretty ripe."
2) "20 bucks!? For THAT? Man, for that kind of money you could buy four skeezers like her and still feel cheated!"
3) That skeezer did WHAT? With WHAT sports team? And she KNEW they were filming her? Man, if they have any compassion at all they should at least buy her dinner afterwards...or offer to hose her down before the next tour group came by..."
Skeezer by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003