skeetler 

Derived from the root word "Skeet", in combination with the word "Hitler." Used to describe the appearance of a mustachethat is much the same as Hitler's, but in the form of the Sexual Act commonly known as the "Dirty Sanchez."
Even though there is no direct relation of Hitler to the Nation of Mexico, the mustache is widely regarded as "ideal" for performing the act of the "Skeetler."
Performed much the same way as the "Dirty Sanchez", the Skeetler combines the act of drawing a "shitstache" on her upper lip with blowing your load all over her face.

I gave Amanda a Skeetler last night, because she is a Dirty Skank Ass Ho Bag with no intelligence, titties, skills, or verifiable income (except for prostitution).

skeetler by Jimmybobo October 20, 2007

Doug And Skeeter 

some cartoon named doug funny talking about the beats. Nickeloadeon is all bad

Did you Dig? pshh, I Doug and Skeeter made Patty Mayonnaise.

Doug And Skeeter by Googlefaps.com August 28, 2018

skeetlecrow 

(noun) A bird you skeet on for shits and giggles.

*Tend to be girls of lesser intellect and or class, much like a breezy.

Bill: Did you see that asian bitch hes hanging with?
Ted: yeah, shes a skeetlecrow if i ever seen one.

skeetlecrow by swabyourears December 28, 2008

Skeeterman 

Someone who assumes anothers identity and or lifestyle to reap the rewards of other's hard work.

aka: a poser, a phony, a fraud, a charlatan.

In particular to claim military honors not earned.

Said one convict to another, "Don't believe a word that Skeeterman says, that fool done lie like a rug."

He pulled a Skeeterman and said he won a Medal of Honor.

Skeeterman by Schnugg September 24, 2007

Skeeter Jean 

Skeeter Jean a "Part-time Chris Hansen impersonator" also known for exposing and putting predators and online predators in jail.

David: "Hey, do you know about Skeeter jean? " Darren: Yeah, that dude who exposes Edps?

Skeeter Jean by Jackie Jaun February 3, 2022

Floppy Skeeter

When the flaccid penis of a male is inserted inside of a bitch's mouth simultaneously as the balls. The male then sees how long he can keep himself flaccid or keep himself from "skeeting".

Hayden: "Hey bitch, give me a floppy skeeter."

Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"

Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"

Floppy Skeeter by Pussy Gobbler June 14, 2013

Early Skeeter 

1. A Premature Ejaculator

2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.

Bob: "My son Timmy succesfully masturbated today!!!"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"

Early Skeeter by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008