sizes you up
the guy “sizes you up” like he’s basically just trying to figure out whether he can fit inside you or not.
“sizes you up”
there he stood in the door opening of my house.
looking at me up and down slowly taking in everything of me.
he was watching me for multiple minutes , looking like was figuring something out.
“Is there something on my thighs or are you just being a pervert?” i asked.
he smirked before he said : “ just looking if i would fit”.
i raised my eyebrow , was he sizing me up? why would he look at my thighs and debate on if he would fit? he already knew he did.
“you were sizing me up?” i asked “pervert”
before being able to roll my eyes.
the man walked towards me and held me against the wall.
“don’t you dare roll your eyes princess”.
there he stood in the door opening of my house.
looking at me up and down slowly taking in everything of me.
he was watching me for multiple minutes , looking like was figuring something out.
“Is there something on my thighs or are you just being a pervert?” i asked.
he smirked before he said : “ just looking if i would fit”.
i raised my eyebrow , was he sizing me up? why would he look at my thighs and debate on if he would fit? he already knew he did.
“you were sizing me up?” i asked “pervert”
before being able to roll my eyes.
the man walked towards me and held me against the wall.
“don’t you dare roll your eyes princess”.
sizes you up by AnxOus July 17, 2021
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