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Single's day

All boys who are single go up to a girl that is single and say happy single's day ask them out on a date (your paying) and you might find the love of your life
Olivia happy single's day would you like to go on a date with me, Sure Andrew.
by Teen shizz August 30, 2019
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Single's sadness

Single's sadness is what a single person feels when craving a relationship but can't easily be in one.
Did you see them they've got Single's sadness
by Anarchon March 16, 2021
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On February 15th all the people that didn't get a valentine celebrate together. Cheers 🥂
International single people's day is today
by Sherbi February 13, 2020
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Single man's ring

The circular imprint that develops in the skin of a wallet when a single man has carried an as-yet unused condom in it for too long.

Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.
Wandering the bars on Wednesday night, Pete realised the single man's ring which had developed in his wallet announced to all bartenders that he was wedded to the sadboi life.
by daltonjfk October 26, 2019
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Single Sally

Single Sally is a man trying to throw a party without any friends. He may frequent bars, nightclubs and gentlemen's clubs for companions to party with.
"Sorry buddy. We only book topless waitresses for parties, no single Sallies. Call us next time you have some friends over."

"That is why this place can no longer be rented for parties unless there are two men willing to be responsible. One man had a party, wrecked the place and he threw up his hands, saying he cannot control his rowdy guests. No matter how high we raised the fee, none of these single Sallys ever cared about losing their security deposit. Only when we made two men give their names for the rental did we start to see manners. One of the two men needed the security deposit more and he would keep his friends in line to get it back. It became a matter of pride, and one friend would not let his so-called friend take advantage of their friendship by losing the deposit. With two names on the line, it diffuses the responsibility and makes it easier for everyone to relax."
by Al Tanken January 12, 2022
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Single Swag

Phrase used to describe one's single relationship status. Most often when a guy breaks up with his girlfriend. Guys are ususally happy when they use this term. A lot of the time a guy who has his single swag on is hot, sexy, fine or all of the above.
Girl 1- Are Joey and Sara still dating?
Girl 2- No, Joey has his single swag on.

Guy 1- I love flirting and grinding openly with every girl.
Guy 2- Yeah i'm so glad i have my single swag on again.
by strawberry14 November 10, 2010
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single serving friend

A person you hold a conversation with while waiting in a public place, odds are you will never see this person again. You can make single serving friends while in line, on public transportation, at the movies, at amusement parks etc...
Don't let Kendra talk to strangers at Walmart, she attracts the weirdest single serving friends.

While at the movies, I made the coolest single serving friend, he was an author and could ride a unicycle.
by Ayelura October 20, 2011
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