"We cannot see anyone at the clinic because we don't have the technology."
YOU SIMPLE SIMON, motherfucker.
by HoneyBadger612 December 7, 2018
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I'm looking to score some Simple Simon tonight. I want to get good and silly!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 22, 2021
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A very very simple person that could be described as a mong or pleb. Normally the person has 100% physically and mental retardation, more often than not simple simon's live on farms.
Norm 1: Whos just lost their dick?
Norm 2: Thats simple simon.
by Lance Jefferson June 14, 2007
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A cocktail consisting of 1-2 excedrins and a shot of whiskey, usually had during a pre-game before a big night out.
Person #1: Tonight's a big night. We need to start on the right foot.

Person #2: Let's have a Simple Simon
by The Real John Lennon January 31, 2015
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