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when the person you send a Facebook message to views your message (thus sending the 'seen at xx.xx' to your chat message) continues to ignore your message. also known as being signored or seen ignoring
guy to girl: hey, what's up?
*seen at 8.49pm*
guy: oh good she's seen my message, now she'll begin to type a reply
***20 mins later***
guy: fuck, did she just signore me?
signore by unitedstatesofbitchtits September 29, 2013
Words you can keep
when the person you send a Facebook message to views your message (thus sending the 'seen at xx.xx' to your chat message) continues to ignore your message. also known as being signored or seen ignoring
Girl to guy: hey are we still on for tomorrow?
**seen 1 min later**
He thinks, "I'm gonna signore her, I'm busy".

Guy to girl (2 hours later): yea, it's cool.
signore by GwynethP October 1, 2013

brutto il signore

"Brutto il signore" literally means "Ugly (the) God". The Catholic Church is really powerful in Italy and insults to God, Jesus, Mary and all the other saints are very badly judged (it's actually a crime) but, at the same time, very common. People use "Brutto il signore" even to complain about anything, for example when they accidentally hurt theirselves or it starts raining. It's particulary in the folk customs of the two regions of Veneto and Tuscany, where they use these kind of expressions ("Dio Maiale", "Madonna Puttana", "Cane di Gesù" and so on) very often and at every age.
*a hammer or another heavy objects falls on one's foot*
(loud) "BRUTTO IL SIGNORE!!!"

"I've been in queue for an hour to get the ticket and so I missed the last train, brutto il signore!"

porco il signore 

typical italian blasfemy, used at least 3 to 4 times per hour by real og italians.
literally "god lord is a pig"
Porco il signore, se non ti stai zitta ti legno.
Porco il signore, if u dont shut ur fucking mouth imma beat ur ass up

Porco il signore, quando c'era lui...
Porco il signore, when he was still here...
(referred to dux, ducis)
porco il signore by torto è gentile November 22, 2021

stephanie signore

the ugliest girl in the world. just looking at her burns your eyes.
Dakota couldn't even look at the girl because she was such a stephanie signore.
stephanie signore by Charlotte Russo November 26, 2010

noemi signore 

a beautiful girl who deserves the world and a hot boyfriend. she wants to be rich. she’s gonna be a cool aunt and she will travel the world doing things we don’t write here. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
don’t be a noemi signore, she is unique!
noemi signore by noemisignore February 19, 2021

La signora 

The definition of if bad why seggsy
La signora can kick me instead of venti
La signora by -Hu-Tao- June 20, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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