signore

when the person you send a Facebook message to views your message (thus sending the 'seen at xx.xx' to your chat message) continues to ignore your message. also known as being signored or seen ignoring

guy to girl: hey, what's up?
*seen at 8.49pm*
guy: oh good she's seen my message, now she'll begin to type a reply
***20 mins later***
guy: fuck, did she just signore me?

by unitedstatesofbitchtits September 29, 2013

signore

when the person you send a Facebook message to views your message (thus sending the 'seen at xx.xx' to your chat message) continues to ignore your message. also known as being signored or seen ignoring

Girl to guy: hey are we still on for tomorrow?
**seen 1 min later**
He thinks, "I'm gonna signore her, I'm busy".

Guy to girl (2 hours later): yea, it's cool.

by GwynethP October 1, 2013

brutto il signore

"Brutto il signore" literally means "Ugly (the) God". The Catholic Church is really powerful in Italy and insults to God, Jesus, Mary and all the other saints are very badly judged (it's actually a crime) but, at the same time, very common. People use "Brutto il signore" even to complain about anything, for example when they accidentally hurt theirselves or it starts raining. It's particulary in the folk customs of the two regions of Veneto and Tuscany, where they use these kind of expressions ("Dio Maiale", "Madonna Puttana", "Cane di Gesù" and so on) very often and at every age.

*a hammer or another heavy objects falls on one's foot*
(loud) "BRUTTO IL SIGNORE!!!"

"I've been in queue for an hour to get the ticket and so I missed the last train, brutto il signore!"

by Dolce Euchessina March 29, 2014

porco il signore

typical italian blasfemy, used at least 3 to 4 times per hour by real og italians.
literally "god lord is a pig"

Porco il signore, se non ti stai zitta ti legno.
Porco il signore, if u dont shut ur fucking mouth imma beat ur ass up

Porco il signore, quando c'era lui...
Porco il signore, when he was still here...
(referred to dux, ducis)

by torto è gentile November 22, 2021

stephanie signore

the ugliest girl in the world. just looking at her burns your eyes.

Dakota couldn't even look at the girl because she was such a stephanie signore.

by Charlotte Russo November 26, 2010

noemi signore

a beautiful girl who deserves the world and a hot boyfriend. she wants to be rich. she’s gonna be a cool aunt and she will travel the world doing things we don’t write here. thank you for coming to my ted talk.

don’t be a noemi signore, she is unique!

by noemisignore February 19, 2021

La signora

The definition of if bad why seggsy

La signora can kick me instead of venti

by -Hu-Tao- June 20, 2021