The ugliest, grossest mother fuxler you have ever met. They think they are the hottest thing jesus has ever made. But they are actually not. They are sif.
by Cloudy E August 22, 2016
Get the siffie mug.Craig : Your wife called me last night and was wondering where you were at?
Chad : Yeah I took Kiersten home after work she invited me in for a drink!
Craig : Must have taken a while you still weren't home at 10:30?
Chad : Yeah she brought the drink's into her living room naked and I got a Stiffie but she took care of it with a Blowjob which lead to some vigorous sex in her bedroom then I developed a massive load of cum in my balls and ejected it all over her face hair and breast's so I helped her shower it off and we fucked some more in the shower then I dried her off and brushed her hair she lit some candles and we kissed and cuddled for 2 hours.
Craig Too Much Information Dude!
Chad : Yeah I took Kiersten home after work she invited me in for a drink!
Craig : Must have taken a while you still weren't home at 10:30?
Chad : Yeah she brought the drink's into her living room naked and I got a Stiffie but she took care of it with a Blowjob which lead to some vigorous sex in her bedroom then I developed a massive load of cum in my balls and ejected it all over her face hair and breast's so I helped her shower it off and we fucked some more in the shower then I dried her off and brushed her hair she lit some candles and we kissed and cuddled for 2 hours.
Craig Too Much Information Dude!
by SlopNChop January 22, 2017
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I am now starbucksified. (Satisfied after a drink)
Tonight I want to be winesified. (I want to be pleased with some wine)
Your lashes are done, now you are lashsified. (Your lashes are complete)
Tonight I want to be winesified. (I want to be pleased with some wine)
Your lashes are done, now you are lashsified. (Your lashes are complete)
by MariaJorgeLopez September 20, 2019
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1 an erection of the penis. see; boner, hard-on.
2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke.
3 A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.
1 an erection of the penis. see; boner, hard-on.
2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke.
3 A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.
1 Oh man, I got a stiffy.
2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints.
3 Anoyone got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.
2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints.
3 Anoyone got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.
by Coxy November 29, 2004
Get the stiffie mug.the state a guy gets when sexually aroused; penis fills with blood and stands straight up and often makes a bulge through pants; boxers, etc. especially embarrasing for teenage boys who are turned on frequently and can't seem to control their boners
by Drexelsage January 2, 2004
Get the stiffie mug.Probably one of the most unusual and most interesting personality types you will ever find. The Stiffie Steve (Stifferific Steve as it's known in scientific terms), has been described as being similar to a dog with it's pink thing hanging out. By this, we mean that a Stiffie Steve will generally hump anything that isn't nailed down.
Stiffie Steve's natural habitat is club X (porn store). The centralised locations of these stores have been advantageous to the survival of Stiffie Steve.
Stiffie Steve's natural habitat is club X (porn store). The centralised locations of these stores have been advantageous to the survival of Stiffie Steve.
"Dammit Stiffie Steve, get your tool out of my sister!"
"For the last time, if you're going to make a mess on my couch Stiffie Steve, you're not staying over again..."
"Didn't you already have a wank like 5 minutes ago Stiffie Steve?"
"For the last time, if you're going to make a mess on my couch Stiffie Steve, you're not staying over again..."
"Didn't you already have a wank like 5 minutes ago Stiffie Steve?"
by StiffieSteve May 29, 2008
Get the stiffie steve mug.Saffie is an amazing, beautiful and down to earth girl. Always up for a laugh, and will never let down a friend. You don't realise how much of a good friend you've got until something bad happens and then you know that you can't live without a Saffie. A Saffie is someone who I can officially say is a best friend a cool one in fact. Never let a Saffie go who else will be your dancing partner???
by Natalie Lewis December 21, 2012
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