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The ugliest, grossest mother fuxler you have ever met. They think they are the hottest thing jesus has ever made. But they are actually not. They are sif.
Your one sif mother fucker.
Your a siffie, thats what you are Sheryl
siffie by Cloudy E August 22, 2016
Words you can keep
When A males penis is enlarged to due a sexual arose also known as a boner!
Craig : Your wife called me last night and was wondering where you were at?
Chad : Yeah I took Kiersten home after work she invited me in for a drink!
Craig : Must have taken a while you still weren't home at 10:30?
Chad : Yeah she brought the drink's into her living room naked and I got a Stiffie but she took care of it with a Blowjob which lead to some vigorous sex in her bedroom then I developed a massive load of cum in my balls and ejected it all over her face hair and breast's so I helped her shower it off and we fucked some more in the shower then I dried her off and brushed her hair she lit some candles and we kissed and cuddled for 2 hours.
Craig Too Much Information Dude!
Stiffie by SlopNChop January 22, 2017
Related Words
Completed, Satisfied, Pleased, Fulfilled, Pampered
I am now starbucksified. (Satisfied after a drink)
Tonight I want to be winesified. (I want to be pleased with some wine)
Your lashes are done, now you are lashsified. (Your lashes are complete)
Sified by MariaJorgeLopez September 20, 2019
Noun.

1 an erection of the penis. see; boner, hard-on.
2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke.
3 A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.
1 Oh man, I got a stiffy.
2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints.
3 Anoyone got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.
stiffie by Coxy November 29, 2004
the state a guy gets when sexually aroused; penis fills with blood and stands straight up and often makes a bulge through pants; boxers, etc. especially embarrasing for teenage boys who are turned on frequently and can't seem to control their boners
She was so hot that I popped a stiffie right there in class.
stiffie by Drexelsage January 2, 2004

stiffie steve 

Probably one of the most unusual and most interesting personality types you will ever find. The Stiffie Steve (Stifferific Steve as it's known in scientific terms), has been described as being similar to a dog with it's pink thing hanging out. By this, we mean that a Stiffie Steve will generally hump anything that isn't nailed down.

Stiffie Steve's natural habitat is club X (porn store). The centralised locations of these stores have been advantageous to the survival of Stiffie Steve.
"Dammit Stiffie Steve, get your tool out of my sister!"
"For the last time, if you're going to make a mess on my couch Stiffie Steve, you're not staying over again..."
"Didn't you already have a wank like 5 minutes ago Stiffie Steve?"
stiffie steve by StiffieSteve May 29, 2008
Saffie is an amazing, beautiful and down to earth girl. Always up for a laugh, and will never let down a friend. You don't realise how much of a good friend you've got until something bad happens and then you know that you can't live without a Saffie. A Saffie is someone who I can officially say is a best friend a cool one in fact. Never let a Saffie go who else will be your dancing partner???
Saffie's just amazing man, she couldn't live without a Natalie though
Saffie by Natalie Lewis December 21, 2012
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