"Dude, congrats on your new sibling!"
"Man, don't remind me! All that means is my parents had sex at least 9 months ago."
"Man, don't remind me! All that means is my parents had sex at least 9 months ago."
by thedifinerofdefinitions January 13, 2015
the little retards that will drive you mad and make you wanna kys, they also like to bully and hurt you then blame it all on you :) they are also very special needs without even having any special needs
by goatpenis69 January 26, 2019
by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! January 8, 2020
1. The reason your mom knows where you hide your porn, drugs, and alcohol
2. Demonic forces sent down from wherever to punish those who try to enjoy their life
3. Punching bags
4. Someone to blame the broken window on.
2. Demonic forces sent down from wherever to punish those who try to enjoy their life
3. Punching bags
4. Someone to blame the broken window on.
It's all because of my Siblings
by Robot Hippy July 28, 2008
A sibling is a dirty asswipe that gains its energy off making your life a hellhole. Your luck is especially unfortunate when you have multiple siblings within a small/medium average age gap
Siblings are there to 1) test your patience 2) ruin your life and 3) make you want to jump out your window, needless to say they also make you want to punch them in the face when you want to take a shower so they run in there first and lock the door when they weren't thinking about but only run in there because you say it.
You know when your family has lost the egg and sperm lottery when your siblings even go to the extent of counting out food so you both have the same exact amount.
Siblings are there to 1) test your patience 2) ruin your life and 3) make you want to jump out your window, needless to say they also make you want to punch them in the face when you want to take a shower so they run in there first and lock the door when they weren't thinking about but only run in there because you say it.
You know when your family has lost the egg and sperm lottery when your siblings even go to the extent of counting out food so you both have the same exact amount.
"Hey bitch, it was unfortunate that you were the one who has to be my sibling. Stop being related to me. Thank you."
by You can go away now February 10, 2019
demons from fucking hell
by mydogpissedonme February 27, 2020
A brother or sister.
A being with whom you share parents, whose sole purpose is to destroy your life.
A being with whom you share parents, whose sole purpose is to destroy your life.
In general, younger siblings are slightly more annoying than older ones, although in general older siblings are meaner and stronger so beat up the younger one.
by Goldfish United! February 26, 2009