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shut your whore mouth 

a phrase said to a woman after it is found that she speaks out of turn or profoundly, usually followed by a punch or slap to the face.
ren: "me and my wife are going to go golfing today."

mike: "oh really? you're going to that old, run down course by the river, right?"

jenny: "it's a nice course!"

*ren slaps jenny*

ren: "you shut your whore mouth when men are talking!"
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Shut your whore mouth 

Basically, It means: “Shut your offensive mouth.”
My bitter rival: Dude, Why do you like that show: Soul Eater?? That show is stupid and the plot is obscure!!
Me: Shut your whore mouth!

Shut your Whore Mouth 

a saying by men who are afraid of what their women will do, but it is understood that this will emanate from them, kind of lke a fart, we laugh and we deal, a phrase that may result in death by laughter alone. Go ahead: Tell a woman to "Shut your whore mouth" and see what happens. It cracks me up every time. Aphrodesiac. Laughter.
He decided to go somewhere else and she said "SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH" and he digressed and went home to complete his task of washing the dishes. Like a little workslit. (YUP look it up ladies, I said that)

She told him what to do, he as a dumbass, asked how to do it and she told him to "Shut your Whore Mouth" and he immediately knew how to proceed.

NOUN: a very finite way to convey your intent.

OR

He said "Shut your whore mouth" and she laughed at him, knowing full well that this is pure foreplay and that her desires would be met instantly.

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you shut your whore mouth 

When something is said to you and you found it slightly offensive and wish to make a joke of the situation while also disregarding the remark.
Bob: You're bad and you should feel bad.
You: You shut your whore mouth!

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026