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shut teh face 

recommending someone to shut up before an object of round quality is shoved in the mouth
shut teh face, only allowed open when eating teh toasty oats
shut teh face by kevinP January 8, 2004

shut teh face 

Commonly pronounced SHUT TEH FACE, as spelled, STF should always be capitalized when used online. It is the most 1338 way of saying shut the fuck up cause your way n00ber than yours truly.
erik-otaku : Whatever toast, come to the next party and ill own you.
min.dan: SHUT TEH FACE.
shut teh face by min.dan June 16, 2003

shut teh face 

Leet computer speak for telling someone to shut the fuck up.
Jim: "My CPU is 10x the processing power of your CPU, furthermore, I can run 52 appli--"

Joe: "SHUT TEH FACE!"
shut teh face by OlSpazzy April 3, 2003

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026