shut teh face

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a fun way of telling others to shut the fuck up because they sound like a bonifide retard

you shut teh face, only open teh face to eat teh toasty oats

shut teh face by boonis January 8, 2004

shut teh face

recommending someone to shut up before an object of round quality is shoved in the mouth

shut teh face, only allowed open when eating teh toasty oats

shut teh face by kevinP January 8, 2004

Related Words

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shut teh face

Commonly pronounced SHUT TEH FACE, as spelled, STF should always be capitalized when used online. It is the most 1338 way of saying shut the fuck up cause your way n00ber than yours truly.

erik-otaku : Whatever toast, come to the next party and ill own you.
min.dan: SHUT TEH FACE.

shut teh face by min.dan June 16, 2003

shut teh face

Leet computer speak for telling someone to shut the fuck up.

Jim: "My CPU is 10x the processing power of your CPU, furthermore, I can run 52 appli--"

Joe: "SHUT TEH FACE!"

shut teh face by OlSpazzy April 3, 2003

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026