shuffle rape 

Listen to your iPod on shuffle, you force yourself to listen to songs you don't feel like hearing.

I shuffle raped myself just a minute ago. I realized i hate a few songs.

shuffle rape

shuffle rape by suicidal grandma December 11, 2011

rape shuffle

The rape shuffle is aptly named from the movement often done by a rapist in movies when attempting to rape a man or woman from behind. The man will come up behind the victim and put his feet between the victims feet and shuffle them outward in an attempt to spread the victims legs apart pre-insertion

1. The shuffling movement a rapist does with his feet to spread apart a man or woman's feet in order to rape her. (See bates motel episode 1 with keith summers and Norma in the kitchen for a prime example)

Usage me: "Oh shit here comes that rape shuffle!" Bystanders "what the fuck is wrong with you?"

2. An amazing dance move often accompanied by awkward hip thrusts and pulling motions with your hands. This dance move typically gets the performer laid and renders the need to perform an actual rape shuffle on a victim unnecessary.

Usage: "did you see that guy rape shuffling all over the dance floor last night?"

"Yeah! He hauled home so much ass!"

"Is it wrong that my favorite part is when he does the rape shuffle to get her legs apart"

"Did you see that guy rape shufflle all over the dance floor last night?"

"Yeah! He hauled home so much ass!"

rape shuffle by Imma Jonster December 12, 2016