1. inf verb: to extract the audio track from a video (usually featuring an overblown, over-rated rock guitarist) and replace it with perfectly synchronized, very well played rubbish. The joyful result of this painstaking process renders the featured musician looking even more totally fucking risible than they were already.
2. noun: A parody video clip likely to be removed from YouTube
2. noun: A parody video clip likely to be removed from YouTube
by Tibenham February 11, 2008
to go completely fucking nuts while maintaining a complete disregard for the safety of yourself and those around you, facilitated greatly by the consumption of bourbon, and or other controlled substances.
see also: hair metal, stripper girl, underage girl, UTI, the sunset strip
alternate form: bloodshred
see also: hair metal, stripper girl, underage girl, UTI, the sunset strip
alternate form: bloodshred
Lets pick up some Wild Turkey 101 at Rite Aid and then go fuckin' shred and see how many felonies we can rack up.
or just plain old:
I don't even care, I'll take the fat one. Shred!!!!!!!
or just plain old:
I don't even care, I'll take the fat one. Shred!!!!!!!
by sergei shrednikov March 21, 2006
by Doug April 13, 2004
To shred is to snowboard down a mountain in absolute style. Carving, bombing and just absolutely destroying the pow. Chuckin roosts is a favorite by most shredders.
Shredders don't give a fuck, They have any answer for every question, answers usually consisting of "fuck it lets shred' and "Do you even roost?".
Skiiers DO NOT shred
Shredology is the study of shredding, It can be learnt only on the mountain, and taught by very few.
Shredders don't give a fuck, They have any answer for every question, answers usually consisting of "fuck it lets shred' and "Do you even roost?".
Skiiers DO NOT shred
Shredology is the study of shredding, It can be learnt only on the mountain, and taught by very few.
Imigration officer: "So why do you come to Japan?"
Shredder: " Oh you know just to shred pow and shit its gunna be fukn siik ayy!"
Imigration Officer: " Shre-do Pow-do?"
Shredder: " Oh you know just to shred pow and shit its gunna be fukn siik ayy!"
Imigration Officer: " Shre-do Pow-do?"
by Powderpuppy December 10, 2013
Means anything you want it to mean, it is purely a contextual word. Refer to the "Squanch People" from Rick and Morty
Jon: Hey man you're looking pretty shred today.
JapainTrain: Don't shred me you asshole.
Jon: I wasn't shredding you, you mother shredder.
JapainTrain: Shred lightly my friend...
JapainTrain: Don't shred me you asshole.
Jon: I wasn't shredding you, you mother shredder.
JapainTrain: Shred lightly my friend...
by JapainTrain April 25, 2017
by Afrunk May 31, 2010
A style of music synonymous with the guitar, often using connection beats at a higher tempo than popularized through western music.
Shred IS in fact more technically demanding than nu-metal, and is also much more fun to play. BOOYAH
by Sliceman July 9, 2003