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Shemping 

masturbating in a comical way.

initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.
He's out Shemping around again.

So I Shemped all over her face.
Shemping by Professor Shemp March 7, 2013
Related Words

shempara 

shempara (shem-pa-da) means it eez what it eez
leanne: i tinkled my pants

sonoma: shempara
shempara by shempara-sonoma April 15, 2020

fake shemp 

Term coined by director great, Sam Raimi, referring to actors who stand in for those that aren't currently available. Usually dubbed in and with the back facing to the camera.
Bruce Campbell is sick with the flu, just put a fake shemp in for that last scene he needs to film...
fake shemp by Bruce campbell March 21, 2005
1.)by far, the best stooge

2.)someone who's better than curly

3.) the original vaudeville stooge
shemp by horbin bernsen October 20, 2012

got the shemp 

When somebody makes a mistake.
Doctor Shemp's name is considered an in-joke at Insomniac games, the employees using the phrase "got the shemp" whenever a blunder is made.

SUP SHEMP 

Sup Shemp is a mysterious term whose origins have been questioned for many centuries. It has recently been discovered that the term "Shemp" is derived from the classic member of the Three Stooges.
Everyone: SUP SHEMP
Everyone else: Wtf?
SUP SHEMP by Jasdeep November 18, 2005