Shower’s ago

Around in Centuries, Millennium even Decamillennium and so on…

You could possibly thinking around in the year of prehistoric era or even the beginning of the universe.

(at least take a shower)

Bro the king of french just died.

that was 2 shower’s ago

Shower’s ago by proximity. November 27, 2025

poor man's shower 

much like the mexican shower, it is a quickened alternative to a shower or a bath. requires the dipping of one's head underneath the faucet so as to clean the hair but not the entire body.

the term originates from a detroit urban legend whereby one man had only enough money to generate water for his hair. he was, in fact, poor.

1. time is money, just take a poor man's shower
2. look, we're running late. either take a mexican shower or a poor man's shower.

3. if you think you're gonna be able to go bravo delta tonight, you gotta at least take a poor man's shower
4. you can tell he only took a poor man's shower this morning

poor man's shower by BIGGG AL May 28, 2009

whore's shower

The act of washing your hair and face in the sink when a shower or time is not available. Sometimes done in public restrooms.

Jim- "I don't have time for a shower before we leave, but there might be some women there."

Friend- "Just take a whore's shower, it's much quicker."

whore's shower by High Life January 6, 2009

truck driver's shower 

the application of just deodorant and cologne when pressed for time

dude I was in such a hurry I only had time for a truck driver's shower before a date.

truck driver's shower by billy westler September 23, 2009

Schrödinger's Shower Curtain 

The paradoxical state of not knowing whether or not if there is, or is not someone behind the shower curtain ready to murder you.

I sat on the toilet watching the Schrödinger's Shower Curtain for any sign of danger, but there was no way to be truly sure until it was pulled back...

Schrödinger's Shower Curtain by stoopidmonkey0 August 8, 2014

cyclist's shower 

When you're on your push bike and the car in front washes their windscreen and you get covered in screen wash.

I got a lovely cyclist's shower on the way into work this morning

cyclist's shower by mikestreety September 19, 2017

Nature’s Shower 

The process of bathing in a female’s orgasmic ejaculate juices.

I was running short on time to get ready for work, so I had my girl give me a Nature’s Shower.

Nature’s Shower by Assassin1091 May 29, 2021