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Show Pony
The office of President of the United States is no place for a show pony. The job demands careful thought and strategic thinking.
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show pony
"Look at that show pony. He's been buying that young, good-looking man drinks all night and flashing him around to all of his friends."
"I don't mind being his show pony. I know I look good. I'm not shy about reeling in the benefits."
"I don't mind being his show pony. I know I look good. I'm not shy about reeling in the benefits."
show pony by lolitaellen March 13, 2014
show pony
a narcissist who believes they are the best and everyone loves them heaps ( not as much as they love themselves though) but in reality they are a bitch with no friends who everyone hates.
show pony by Noonelikesmushrooms July 25, 2016
show pony
show pony by canollaqueen and showpony May 30, 2006
show pony
a variation on the donkey punch.
the partner in front (on all fours) is wearing a leash - or a belt on short notice. the partner in rear holds out a fist, and yanks the leash, causing his/her partner's head to slam into the fist.
the same results as the donkey punch are achieved, now with 50% more erotic asphyxiation.
the partner in front (on all fours) is wearing a leash - or a belt on short notice. the partner in rear holds out a fist, and yanks the leash, causing his/her partner's head to slam into the fist.
the same results as the donkey punch are achieved, now with 50% more erotic asphyxiation.
"I dislocated my shoulder the other day, but I didn't want to NOT abuse my girlfriend, so I gave her the show pony."
show pony by whiteywhiteness July 7, 2009