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Short Shooter 

A male, with an aging prostate that still enjoys a good orgasm, but is unable to ejaculate with any distance and often only released in a dribbling manner or a short shot in the abdominal area.
Hank loved watching young males masturbate. He longed for being able to drop his oyster the distance they can. With age, his prostate had made his a short shooter and he is happy to just dribble when he cums.
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shart shooter 

Extreme accuracy when sharting (shitting while farting.) Bending over and aiming at a target is considered general competition, while squatting in front of a fan and letting the wind blow your shart onto the target is considered advanced shart shooting.
Tina: "Ok! I'm laying down on the ground. Ready!"
Strom: "Fan is on 'high'. Here comes this afternoon's chinese buffet."
Tina: "Holy fuck. I can't breathe! You got my eyes and nose plugged up! Now that's some shart shooting!"
Strom: "I'm your shart shooter, bitch."
shart shooter by Reggie Dunlop July 19, 2007

Shooter’s Shot 

A drinking game invented by Riley Schmelzer and Sam Andrews in which a chosen judge provides a category to a group of players who each, in turn, attempt a pickup line to that judge appropriate to the chosen theme. Those players who fail to satisfy the judge with their pickup line must take a shot. If a player successfully 'picks up' the judge, the judge must instead take a shot and pass their role on to the winning player.
“I wanna play a drinking game that involves something other than a fucking ping-pong ball in a cup”
“Let us play Shooter’s Shot!”
Shooter’s Shot by FloppySloppy January 28, 2025

shooters shoot 

An exclamation or interjection. Used when taking a chance with a low risk but a high reward. Often an encouragement before making a proposition to the other sex. Can be used to dismiss a failed advance.
Hunter: Bro, you have to ask her to go with you to the date function, she is so hot!
Nico: But what if she says no?
Hunter: Shooters Shoot! Just do it!

or

Hunter: Did you ask her to the date function?
Nico: Yeah, but she said that she has an 8am class.
Hunter: But it is on a Friday night...? Oh well, Shooters Shoot!
shooters shoot by HunterUF May 26, 2017

shooters gonna shoot

to embrace yolo and do whatever you had been contemplating
bro 1 at gym: should i talk to that girl?
bro 2: idk, should you?
bro 3: fuck it, shooters gonna shoot. im going in

shooters gotta shoot 

You're a shooter. You the man/woman. You gotta take your chance and attempt for your goal.
Usually used in a sexual/relationship context.
Kennedy: "Idk if I should slide with this girl, I might get stood up."
Carl: "Bro, you gotta try. You're a shooter. Shoot your shot."
Kennedy: "You right bro, Shooters gotta shoot."

shooters gonna shoot

when you jerk off a guy you know is quick to cum and he cums quick
Janet: "Shooters gonna shoot"
Him: *nuts*