Short AF

any man under 5,2" is short AF, in other words short as F**k.

Ryan you are short AF

by Dearay13 February 21, 2019

sort after property

a woman that's really sexy

that Jodie is sort after property

by jamie robery May 29, 2008

Shortafacation

The process in wich you make a word shorter

The student asked the teacher if ECT was the correct shortafacation for etcetera.

by KaitlynAnnSponcer February 23, 2011

shortafacation

the prosses in you make a word shorter

The student asked his teatcher if etc was the correct shortafacation of etcetera.

by k-k-kaitlyn February 24, 2011

Affliction T Shirt

An Affliction T Shirt is a shirt worn by a guy who is afflicted with a disease called douche-baggary.

Hey look at that guy in the Affliction T Shirt....you think he knows he's a douche bag? Of course he knows he's a douche bag...that's why he's wearing that shirt

by Seaside Tony January 12, 2010

Morning After Tee Shirt

A Morning After Tee Shirt is when you where the tee shirt of the last person you had sexual intercourse with the next day to work or school.

Girl 1: Ew. Why are you wearing that ugly boys shirt?

Girl 2: No. It's my Morning After Tee Shirt from Dan.

Girl 1: Oh. Makes more sense now.

by Icey0123 March 16, 2010

after-shot

A person who appears to have been particularly ravaged by drug use; specifically, methamphetamine (crank) or crack. Specific traits may include missing teeth, open facial sores, disheveled hair, pale complexion, dramatic weight loss, unpredictable behavior, or serious lack of personal hygiene.

Derived from the deterioration of meth addicts documented through their police mugshots ("before and after shots").

Have you seen Dave recently? He's a wreck. I don't know what he's been doing, but he's become an after-shot.

by Flernk July 12, 2007