*eats cutely*
Friend:*in stomach voice* WTF
Me:I can finally eat you now
Me: It’s national eat a short person day
Friend:*in stomach voice* WTF
Me:I can finally eat you now
Me: It’s national eat a short person day
by SmeggsySponge274682 December 21, 2020
On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.
Thank God it's National Kiss a Short Person Day
by A fellow meme boi May 9, 2018
by Fred_Jr. October 29, 2019
by dumb dumb October 26, 2019
Boy 1: What day is it?
Boy 2: October 21st
Boy 1: Isn't that National yeet a short person day?
Boy 2: It is?
Boy 1: How tall are you?
Boy 2: 5' 3*
Boy 1 proceeds to yeet boy 2
Boy 2: October 21st
Boy 1: Isn't that National yeet a short person day?
Boy 2: It is?
Boy 1: How tall are you?
Boy 2: 5' 3*
Boy 1 proceeds to yeet boy 2
by Parsunic October 18, 2021
Me: Hey you know what today is?
Under 5’5 person: huh?
Me: It’s National Dropkick A Short Person Day
Under 5’5 person: Wha
Me: *Dropkicks*
Under 5’5 person:
Under 5’5 person: huh?
Me: It’s National Dropkick A Short Person Day
Under 5’5 person: Wha
Me: *Dropkicks*
Under 5’5 person:
by Bonism December 12, 2020
by Benitez69 September 18, 2022