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A Shnoink is the coolest type of person in the world. Shnoinks always have your back, they have great style and they cheer you up when you're down.

Q. "If you had to be stuck on a desert island with anyone in the world, who would it be?"

A. "I don't care, as long as it's a Shnoink."
You will know true peace when you join a community of Shnoinks.
Shnoink by Furbye July 9, 2021
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Nickname for the cutest, sweetest, most popular girl. She always dresses on point. She is a trendsetter but she isn't stuck up about it. She will help anyone and is always nice.
Shnoink got voted class president because everyone thinks she's really nice.

The kids named their school dance performance "The Shnoinks" after her because they all love Shnoink so much.
Shnoink by Kalendi November 25, 2021
What you say when something is amazing or to show off.

You are walking your dog past a basketball court, you look over and see an 80 year old man running decrepitly toward the hoop with a basketball. All of a sudden he jumps up and makes a slam dunk. "Shnoink!"
I just beat you at Never Alone. Shnoink.

No you didn't we're teammates.

Shnoink. I win.
Shnoink by Akathid1736 August 26, 2022
Person 1: he would Shnoink the man’s iPhone and begin giggling mischievously
Shnoink by Bluenderdudee January 23, 2023
To take or to steal.
You: Hey man let me shnoick that seat next to you.
shnoick by Orangecolada January 14, 2018
Snoink
Usage : Verb
Definition : To steal, or grab. To take something that wasnt offered.
Hey! Stop snoinking my french fries.
While walking through Sams Club, Sally snoinked every free sample even if it wasnt offered!
snoink by Xander March 6, 2005
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