Shlong

An insanely large horse cock.

Bro, you see Tyler with that 10-inches? He’s got a shlong.

by TylerXXX September 18, 2020

Shlong

A slang word for penis

I have got a massive shlong

by Mr boi April 21, 2018

Shlong

(pronounced shh-long) is a term used to describe a man's downstairs area

Friend: hey dude I saw you got crazy last night😆. How'd it go?

Him: it went awesome! She said I had a nice shlong

by Wat3rm3l0n January 2, 2023

Shlong

A big ass dick that jus hang low

Damn daddy u got that shlong

by Loniiie October 26, 2020

Shlong

A shlong is a slang word to design a penis. It is usually used as a goofy word.

Bro slammed his shlong all over my face

by dickduck3000 May 31, 2023

Shlong

Noun. A mullet; short in the front, long in the back (sh-long). A haircut typically worn by a dickhead.

Randy has the greasiest shlong I’ve ever seen.

by Scrout Shredmondson November 20, 2022

Shlong

Short super long

Yo have you seen my beanie
Oh the shlong one

by Shlongbelike January 25, 2018