Shleep

When someone says or does something so stupid it put you to "Sleep" mentally.

Shleep can also refer to flipping a sentence/situation to make someone feel dumb, when they did/said nothing wrong. This is often done by flipping metaphors, by comprehending someone saying something else than what was clearly meant. This is called putting someone to "Shleep"
Ex.1 (Put Em To Shleep) Tom: "I'm lowkey tryna bone her bruh..."
Me: " What does playing the piano have to do with skeletons?"
Tom: "I'm Shleep"

Ex.2 (Basic)Zach:" What's 9 + 10?"
Me: "21"
Zach: "I'm Shleep"

Ex 3. (Advanced put em to Shleep Tactics) Jack: "Can u get me a monster from the fridge?"
Me: " Hell nah, i aint goin in there to die"
Jack: "What?"
Me: You said there is monster in the fridge nigga i aint tryna die"
Jack: "I'm Shleep"
by Shle3P_GoD October 21, 2016
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Shleep

It's Sleep But with a H.
I gonna go shleep Bro.
by ShleepMan April 04, 2019
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Shleep

When someone roasts you or someone else and makes you question your existence. Can also be used when a person says something or does something so dumb it makes you figuratively die.
John: Yo that that guy over there was just trying to toast a waffle and lit himself on fire

Grant: Hahahaha bruh I'm shleep
by shleepgod February 26, 2017
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Shleeping

Verb; Slang; Part Sheep - Part Sleeping

To be in a unconcious state of mind.

To be oblivious of criminal acts on mankind.

To not care and be unaware.

Not open minded.
It's pretty sad that people are totally unaware of these poisons in our skies called chemtrails and are "shleeping" on these deadly daily issues.
by Mr.Devilishious September 05, 2013
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this is how Germans pronounce the english word "sleep".
mom:Now go to shleep! ya?
son:But i dont vanna! :C
by blank babushka October 03, 2009
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shleep

verb: to be extremely unproductive by taking a very long nap, usually waking up feeling and looking extremely disoriented

noun: a long nap
Ight, I'll talk to you later. I'm gonna shleep.

I have to finish 6 projects by Monday. First I'll take a shleep, then I'll take the L.
by testB April 03, 2020
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Shleep

1. Imaginary sheep that you count to get to sleep.
2. A sleepy sheep
When I went to Australia, I sheared a shleep.
by Shleepy October 02, 2008
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