shitter text

this is when you are taking a shit and really bored you go thru you phone and mass text message a whole lot of people " whats up" " how are you" ect just to keep you occupied

brian sorry i didnt get back to you when you texted me " whats up", no its cool, i was shitter texting

by uncle steve from miami January 24, 2009

Text Sitter

A person who returns text messages instantly; someone you know is waiting for your text.

Joe is such a text sitter; he returned my text before i could close my phone.

by trumpeteerx March 6, 2009

shittertext

To send a text message while taking a dump.

I was sitting in my office, diligently working yesterday, when suddenly Adam shittertexted me. How disgusting!

by Joe in Colorado December 28, 2007