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don't shit too close to home
Don't shit too close to home by, for example, bringing strangers into your house and then fighting with them inside your house (since they know where you live).
don't shit too close to home by Timmy MMA November 16, 2007
Your Mama Said That Shit too last night
It is in insult, if his/her mom did in fact, say that sit too last night. Pretend your friend says something sexual (See example below). You have an instant comeback!
Created by the al-mighty Squirrel, this insult has spread to a whole 2 people! Amazing!
Created by the al-mighty Squirrel, this insult has spread to a whole 2 people! Amazing!
Person 1: Hey man its cold out here
Squirrel: Your mama said that shit too last night, but you didn't see either of us compaining!
Person 1: I'm worthless!!!
Person 2: FUCK YAH YOU ARE!
(In fact, the lights were off and he wasnt home... so he couldnt see us if he wanted to!)
Squirrel: Your mama said that shit too last night, but you didn't see either of us compaining!
Person 1: I'm worthless!!!
Person 2: FUCK YAH YOU ARE!
(In fact, the lights were off and he wasnt home... so he couldnt see us if he wanted to!)
Your Mama Said That Shit too last night by Squirrelish87 July 28, 2008
Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit
Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit..... Why?!?!??
...........
*promptly dies*
Mother: Son, are you okay?
Sister: Yeah, he'll be fine, he's just sleeping.
Mother: ok.
Sister: *slips knife into his heart to make sure he stays dead*
Father: *notices*
Father: Holy fucking shit! What happened? WHO KILLED HIM? HMMM??????!?!?
Sister: He was probably depressed and killed himself, a lot of people do that these days. I don't know why. Dibs on his savings and allowance!
Father: WE HAVEN'T EVEN EATEN DINNER YET, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! NOT YET!
Mother: Honey! Calm down!
Father: *faints*
Mother and Sister: *goes on eating dinner silently, ignore both of the bodies.*
...........
*promptly dies*
Mother: Son, are you okay?
Sister: Yeah, he'll be fine, he's just sleeping.
Mother: ok.
Sister: *slips knife into his heart to make sure he stays dead*
Father: *notices*
Father: Holy fucking shit! What happened? WHO KILLED HIM? HMMM??????!?!?
Sister: He was probably depressed and killed himself, a lot of people do that these days. I don't know why. Dibs on his savings and allowance!
Father: WE HAVEN'T EVEN EATEN DINNER YET, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! NOT YET!
Mother: Honey! Calm down!
Father: *faints*
Mother and Sister: *goes on eating dinner silently, ignore both of the bodies.*
Too young for that shit
Once a person feels the need to avoid a certain event which contains mature content and the likes, such as pornographic and erotics, they have the option to use this excuse. But basically it can be used for anything which the person is too young for, even if they are not young in age.
Person 1: Hey man, wanna watch that erotic movie later at my house?
Person 2: Nah man, I'm too young for that shit. Sorry.
Example 2
Child: Dad, please tell me what you and mom talked about earlier!
Father: Son, I'm sorry but you're too young for that (shit).
Person 2: Nah man, I'm too young for that shit. Sorry.
Example 2
Child: Dad, please tell me what you and mom talked about earlier!
Father: Son, I'm sorry but you're too young for that (shit).
Too young for that shit by IkaIsTooStrong™ November 7, 2013
I'm Too Old For This Shit
Example 1:
Mom: Junior wet the bed again.
Dad: He's ten years old. Fuck, i'm too old for this shit.
Example 2:
Friend 1: What's 1+1=?
Friend 2: I'm too old for this shit.
Mom: Junior wet the bed again.
Dad: He's ten years old. Fuck, i'm too old for this shit.
Example 2:
Friend 1: What's 1+1=?
Friend 2: I'm too old for this shit.
I'm Too Old For This Shit by Bhursty1180 January 20, 2015
Too Legit To Shit
When your riding on a coach and need to lay a spicy log, but you don't want to risk your fellow passengers taking in the potent fumes and judging you. So you hold it in till the next service station.
Guy1: I'm going to sack off squeezing this lemon and hold it in
Guy2: Lad. You are too legit to shit.
Guy2: Lad. You are too legit to shit.
Too Legit To Shit by Harrymarrymo October 7, 2012