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dog shit player 

that one kid on the team who cant hit the fucking baseball for his life
kid1. *falls

kid2. your a dog shit player
dog shit player by jaqueveontavious September 27, 2020

player shit 

the act of defecating with the bathroom door wide open, often times in densely populated nightlife venues (dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc.)
"I hit the bathroom and shit with the door open... that's a player shit, that's what players do."
player shit by Don Flong September 14, 2009

shit ball player

When a guy takes a baseball and sticks it between a girls ass cheeks, then hits the ball with a bat until it goes up her butt.
Tom wishes he could be a shit ball player. Then play shit ball with Julia.