shit milk

1)straight up explosive liquid diarrhea

2)someone who is annoying as shit

"oh man, that mexican food came out straight up shit milk style!"

"what's up shit milk?"

"god damn, this tastes like a fucking shit milk shake!"

by Glenn D December 28, 2005

shit milk

1)straight up explosive liquid diarrhea

2)someone who is annoying as shit

"oh man, that mexican food came out straight up shit milk style!"

"what's up you fucking shit milk"

"god damn, this tastes like a fucking shit milk shake!"

by Glenn D July 24, 2008

Shit Milk

A person that is so annoying that you would rather drink shit mixed and stirred in a glass of milk that hang out with his ass.

"I guess Marshal's coming over" - Guy One

"Fuck, Shit Milk, God that dudes annoying" - Guy Two

by rynofilms October 21, 2010

You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by anonymous April 8, 2023

shit in the milk

To be disappointed in oneself about having made a stupid mistake. English version of the Spanish saying: "Me cago en la leche".

"I shit in the milk! I forgot the keys at home."

by Kaderschaufel September 30, 2023