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there ain't shit far behind that

Something to say when someone makes a wet fart.
*Someone makes a wet fart*

Grandma: There ain't shit far behind that.

Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass 

Like "the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree", but the parent is a douchebag and the child is one too.
Man 1: Look at that little brat stealing candy while his dad’s screaming at the cashier for a refund.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.

pre shit fart 

A pre shit fart, is the last bit of gas left over, which takes over the remaining space between your rectum , your poop and the air. It is the worst smelling fart ever, smells like you have shit your sefl, without actually shitting yourself. It is your last and final warning to get your butt to the toilet!
I have been busting ass all the way home, but this last one was a real pre shit fart.

It is the last amount before you are actually praire dogging. A preshit fart is allowing your company to actally smell the authenticity of what your shit would smell like if they were hagging out in the bathroom with you. Mostly, smells like a trucker shit.

Angel just threw a pre-shit fart and then dashed to the bathroom.....almost missing the bowl
pre shit fart by Fartologist December 22, 2013

Post Shit Fart(PSF) 

Post Shit Fart(s) or PSF syndrome

after taking an exceptionally large shit, the series of farts that come afterwords to really clear the bowels out.
Johnny:"Damn why do you keep farting?! you just took a huge dump!!"

Joey:"Dude im having a Post Shit Fart(PSF) attack right now, my body is just making sure theres nothing left in there."

shit fart seperator 

The part of you butt (your cossey)that lets farts leave and keeps the shit in your ass.
Schmits shit fart seperator didn't work so when he shat he had to shcmit because he got poo on his chode hairs

shit fart 

A fart that has that distinct, almost sweet-smelling, odor of shit, because the person who let it has to shit.
That was a shit fart. Go to the bathroom and take a shit you filthy pig!
shit fart by Lefugue August 13, 2009