Shit Bomb

A shit bomb is when you take a dump in a lunch box, close it, and wrap it up to give it the appearance of a gift and then send it in the mail to someone you don’t like !

Fuck, someone sent me another shit bomb in the mail, it was so gross !!

by Alknowsbest September 25, 2018

Shit Bomb

A potentially career ending project assigned to you. This project is usually highly visible and nearly impossible. The assignment generally comes with little or no direction and an unrealistic deadline.

Wow, this insert your system name deployment project has turned into a real shit bomb.

by Project Manager December 28, 2005

shit bomb

To enter a building or room, take a large dump in their bathroom, and then leave immediately, leaving nothing behind but the smell.

"I really had to go to the bathroom, so I shit bombed the Starbucks on 13th"
"Dude, you just ran in, took a shit, and left?"
"Yeah!"
"Tight!"

by electromagneticredhead May 18, 2009

shit bomb

The act of rushing to the toilet unsure of it being a false alarm (fart) or actual shit. Once on the toilet the anus lets out a small fart crescendoing into a massive vibration and finishing with shit coming out in the end.

Guy 1: "Be right back man, i don't know if this is a fart or shit"
Guy2: "Ok"
10 minutes later
Guy1:"Yup it was a shit bomb"
Guy2:"Holy shit i thought it was an earthquake"

by Big shitter December 2, 2007

shit bomb

A dirty diaper, filled with baby poop which is dropped into a public trash can or left in a public place. It may remain there for a long period before being removed.

Oh, God! That woman left a shit bomb in the women's room and you can hardly breath in there.

by 865ece January 29, 2008

Shit bomb

A air tight container filled with feces and yeast that will eventually blow up and spray feces every where

Bro I shit bombed coach leveques car

by fridge010 May 27, 2020

shit bomb

when someone leaves an explosive, diarrhea shit in the toliet bowl (usually in a public restroom)which then leads to the entire bathroom reeking making everyone sick and no one dares to flush it because it THAT fowl

I walked into the Exxon bathroom and DAMN someone left a mighty shit bomb in there

by theshitbomber February 27, 2010