shit bomb

To enter a building or room, take a large dump in their bathroom, and then leave immediately, leaving nothing behind but the smell.
"I really had to go to the bathroom, so I shit bombed the Starbucks on 13th"
"Dude, you just ran in, took a shit, and left?"
"Yeah!"
"Tight!"
by electromagneticredhead May 19, 2009
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The act of rushing to the toilet unsure of it being a false alarm (fart) or actual shit. Once on the toilet the anus lets out a small fart crescendoing into a massive vibration and finishing with shit coming out in the end.
Guy 1: "Be right back man, i don't know if this is a fart or shit"
Guy2: "Ok"
10 minutes later
Guy1:"Yup it was a shit bomb"
Guy2:"Holy shit i thought it was an earthquake"
by Big shitter November 08, 2007
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A dirty diaper, filled with baby poop which is dropped into a public trash can or left in a public place. It may remain there for a long period before being removed.
Oh, God! That woman left a shit bomb in the women's room and you can hardly breath in there.
by 865ece January 29, 2008
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when someone leaves an explosive, diarrhea shit in the toliet bowl (usually in a public restroom)which then leads to the entire bathroom reeking making everyone sick and no one dares to flush it because it THAT fowl
I walked into the Exxon bathroom and DAMN someone left a mighty shit bomb in there
by theshitbomber February 28, 2010
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when you are getting a rimjob and you purposly shit in your partners mouth, (usually a gay person)
wow last night i got really shit bombed by shaun.
by prestonr09 April 16, 2009
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Crazy person. SOmbody who is real fucked up
by Me April 25, 2004
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shit bombed

To be insanely drunk. Drunk to the point where you don't remember a god damn thing the next morning. So drunk you wake up the next morning with bruises, cuts, puke, piss, and pizza sauce on yourself and have no clue where they came from.

So destroyed you wake up the next morning and say "I really need to re-evaluate my life"
Man, Joe got so shit bombed last night, he puked on the taxi driver and passed out in the neighbors bushes.
by jdgreger September 30, 2005
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