shit ballz

when u realize something sounds stupid asf or suprised

Person1:bro did u see that girl got expelled?
you:oh shit ballz

by shit ballz March 25, 2022

Shit mah ballz

You you smash your balls into something and they explode.

I was grinding a rail on my skateboard when I stacked it and shit mah ballz

by mum-lel June 6, 2013

shit-stained ballz

When your banging a chick, who didn't wipe her ass good after she took a massive dump .. and your saggy balls are smacking her dirty asshole while fucking her pussy ...this is when you get "shit-stained ballz".

Dam bro, becky needs to start wiping her ass after she takes a shit, I pounded her pussy last night ..and got a bad case of "shit-stained ballz"

by Dunkin D April 22, 2016

Shit Ball

A person who is lazy and gets away with things.

That guy is a Shit Ball.

by Jogozz June 30, 2006

shit ball player

When a guy takes a baseball and sticks it between a girls ass cheeks, then hits the ball with a bat until it goes up her butt.

Tom wishes he could be a shit ball player. Then play shit ball with Julia.

by #7 Butt Pirates January 16, 2010

Fetal Shit Ball Syndrome

Known to the world as FSBS is when taking a poop your nuts start hurting like crazy.

"Man i just dropped the kids off at the pool and my balls hurt. I think i have Fetal Shit Ball Syndrome!

by Rich23 April 3, 2008

SHIT BALL CANNON

One of two definitions that will prove BULL SHIT is not appropriate for HOMO SAPIENS as either BALL SHIT or BOWL SHIT.

Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.

Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 5, 2021