Shit and Jerk

When you s(h)it on the can and jerk off too.
Primarily performed by teenagers who can't get any other free time to pleasr themselves.

crackaw:yo dude i gotta shit and jerk, my rents been home all day
lookawt: aight man later

by the lone arranger October 5, 2003

shit jerking

The act of a male releasing a legitimate amount of fecal matter into his cupped hand and applying it as a lube for masturbation.

"dude, Megan Fox offered me sex the other day... but i much rather perfer shit jerking.

by Golden shlog&Iron bung&lil fuk July 14, 2010