The name of a fraternity member who gets so drunk they shit on the couch
John is such a shit stain, i cant believe he shit on the couch last night.
by bicanic March 3, 2012
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Stains on a gay mans asshole from too much anal sex
Glenda's nose is as brown as Marce's shit stained asshole.
by MasterMimmy May 5, 2006
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A real loser of a ex husband. example my wife ex is a shit stain.
Wifes ex is a shit stain he cant even pay $50 a month in child support for 2 kids. lol
by xboxfan August 10, 2009
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disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.
teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick September 14, 2008
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A driver of a pension wagon who thinks he/she is a superior being. A Shit-stained Schumacher expects to be given right of way and woe-betide any fucker who doesn't. Invariably an ugly bastard with ill-fitting dentures and egg on his pensioner chin. Never without a scruffy fucking CARLTON shopping bag on the handle bar.
Look, here comes a Shit-stained Schumacher. Let's roll the bastard and nick his dentures.
by Clagbo August 22, 2006
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