ship master

A person who can ship people quickly and is almost always correct about da ship

I am da best ship master

ship master by Random perosn February 26, 2019

shitmaster 

One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.

Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?

Me: What? Why?

Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!

Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.

shitmaster by Elias Creed May 8, 2007

shidmaster 

the ruler of all things sexy, destructive and awesome (Peter is the Only shidmaster)

Penister: I AM the shidmaster!
Genital Fur: you ARE the shidmaster! let's make out!

shidmaster by penister <3 genital fur April 13, 2005

shidmaster 

Originally from Sapporo, Japan, a shidmaster is a specialist in retaining huge amounts of bowel encrusted fecal matter for weeks to months as a form of meditation.
Shidmasters in India are known to be able after months of non-functioning bowels, give themselves, only through anal suction, deep colonics to release the dangerous build up of waste.

"Hey, I'm not sitting around that guy; he looks bloated and is definitely a shidmaster looking for some weird fun"
"Hey Shidmaster, drop me a few nuggest of shid"

shidmaster by Robert Jackson March 28, 2005

shitmaster694200 

shitmaster694200 is so cool and awesome and cool and awesome and cool

Hey do you know that awesome tiktoker shitmaster694200?

Yes they are so cool

shitmaster694200 by neonmoose14 July 11, 2021

Shitmaster 

A person at a company that is responsible for dealing with problems and angry customers.

Who is this weeks shitmaster?

Shitmaster by Sletan August 18, 2022