shined up 

The state of being one enters when one has had two or more alcoholic beverages than one should have had.

I was feeling a bit buzzed last night but decided to keep drinking until I was shined up

shined up by Anthon124 July 12, 2009

Shined up 

To brandish a gun in a menacing manner
ex: to shine up, he shined me, I got shined

Yo dawg, I got shined up by Quantavious when he saw my new Jordans outside KFC da other day.

Shined up by Ho Sniper March 21, 2018

shined up big rig

A heavy(fat) girl that is still hot

damn thats a shined up big rig i wouldn't mind takin for a ride

shined up big rig by Anonymous August 15, 2003

shine up 

Slang for cunningulus. Feminine opposite to blowjob.

My boyfriend is ok during sex but he can shine up like nobody's buisness.

shine up by Breaker-make July 8, 2006

Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA! 

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago

Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*

Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA! by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022