an extraordinary being amongst us mere mortals
half robot half human
a term used 2 humiliate someone
a term used 2 replace the word sex
a swear word
a GPS device
Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks? shev
Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man? shev
Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
SHEV!
Right On!
They say this cat Shev is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Shev.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman..
shev
half robot half human
a term used 2 humiliate someone
a term used 2 replace the word sex
a swear word
a GPS device
Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks? shev
Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man? shev
Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
SHEV!
Right On!
They say this cat Shev is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Shev.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman..
shev
by SHEV D May 15, 2007
by DaveKilledKenny April 29, 2004
a person of generally good nature, though when in some sort of fight or encounter, will often make up words to "beat" the other individual
by mwitkes911 November 29, 2009
A "Shev" is a cute, sweet spaghetti-noodle gamer e-boy who may or may not be famous on some social-media platform (i.e. Instagram).
This is the guy who seems too cool to approach, but ends up being the sweetest, most admirable person to be friends with.
He is a Smite enthusiast with a grunge aesthetic and fluffy, dark hair.
He most likely has or, at least, wants piercings and tattoos.
A Shev, despite making comments about how much they admire goth or Asian girls, are most compatible with other spaghetti-boys named "Corey" or "Chalk."
This is the guy who seems too cool to approach, but ends up being the sweetest, most admirable person to be friends with.
He is a Smite enthusiast with a grunge aesthetic and fluffy, dark hair.
He most likely has or, at least, wants piercings and tattoos.
A Shev, despite making comments about how much they admire goth or Asian girls, are most compatible with other spaghetti-boys named "Corey" or "Chalk."
by melegsaresweating June 4, 2020
Shev (n) - one who spills food upon themselves.
(v) the act of spilling food on yourself, resulting in a likely trip to the dry cleaners, or into the purchase of emergency stain removers.
(began at a shipping company when one employee was seen to repeatedly spill food upon himself during lunch, in meetings where food was provided, and during pot lucks. Was spread to other parts of the United States of America as employees transferred to other locations, or traveled to other hubs on business.)
(v) the act of spilling food on yourself, resulting in a likely trip to the dry cleaners, or into the purchase of emergency stain removers.
(began at a shipping company when one employee was seen to repeatedly spill food upon himself during lunch, in meetings where food was provided, and during pot lucks. Was spread to other parts of the United States of America as employees transferred to other locations, or traveled to other hubs on business.)
Dude, you just sheved. Here is a stain removing wipe to get the green chili off of your tie.
Honey, everytime you make this soup I end up pulling a shev.
Dangit! That joke made me shev!
Honey, everytime you make this soup I end up pulling a shev.
Dangit! That joke made me shev!
by mightyacorn January 14, 2010
Daniel did a shev and ended up with spaghetti stains on his white shirt while taking his boss out to dinner.
by Shev'sMom January 14, 2010
"a shev" is an adjective to describe an individual who is extremely punctual but has a weakness for memes in the morning.
by a shev October 23, 2019