by @k1nd_boyty (Insta) October 4, 2018
cm1nicholson: you gonna go home and get some ass tonight?
cm2ford: hell no it's shark week at my house!!! there's blood in the water
cm2ford: hell no it's shark week at my house!!! there's blood in the water
by cm2ford port hueneme March 12, 2011
Josh: "Why aren't you home with your girl tonight?"
Mikey: "Dude, it's shark week! There's blood in the water. I'll see her in 5-7 days"
Mikey: "Dude, it's shark week! There's blood in the water. I'll see her in 5-7 days"
by Wordpervect December 11, 2014
Where every women in the house falls on their menstral cycle at the same time causing a frenzy of chaos for the man.
Mother: I think I'm getting my period
Dad: oh crap it's shark week
Daughters: we're on our period
Dad: it's Fucking shark week !!!!!!!
Dad: oh crap it's shark week
Daughters: we're on our period
Dad: it's Fucking shark week !!!!!!!
by Flickybicky July 18, 2018
When a poolee in the marines is so fat and slow, two other poolees' have to run back to get him and circle him like sharks.
Shark ..... week
by dome condom August 28, 2010
by fuckfacebitchez February 28, 2015
Kay: "Taya, Shark Week for you is starting soon."
Taya: "Oh shit, have you started?
Kat: "Yup"
Michelle: "Well fuck, that means I'm starting soon, too!"
Taya: "Oh shit, have you started?
Kat: "Yup"
Michelle: "Well fuck, that means I'm starting soon, too!"
by DeadRoseBringsMusicToMyEars May 16, 2014