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share bear 

A share bear is someone who will relay things you have said onto other people. These "other people" could be the person you were talking about, an uninterested, or other gossip queens. Share bears parade around like they care, insinuating a care bear front, but they are truly interested in acting condescending by pretending they know everything.

they will not tell you that they shared your secret, but you will find out. It is impossible to tell these people anything in confidence because they will twist your information and relay it onto whoever gives a shit. share bears ruin friendships.
Person A: I totally asked Justin about that movie and he replied with the synopsis. He's so dense, all I wanted was him to come watch it with me...

Person B: AHAHAH he is so clueless

Person B: Yo justin, you are a dumb shit

Justin: what the hell? How did you find out?

Justin: I'm sorry I'm such an idiot

Person A: Fucking Person B is such a share bear
share bear by stephie-poos November 17, 2009
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share bear 

A kick ass music and file sharing program and its Free!!
I downloaded that New 50 cent CD on share bear before it even hit stores!
share bear by Big R March 26, 2005

Share Bear 

Someone who gives away everything, lives in a box, and then 5 minutes later doesn't even live in that box anymore. The opposite of a hoarder.
Mommy, look at that poor guy! He wants to share something with me! I want to be just like him!
No no no Sally, that's a Share Bear. Don't be a Share Bear.

all your bear share are belong to us 

When you do not have enough money to use bear share so you steal other peoples bear share accounts to download a cd.
I wasted all my money on that stupid first month of bear share, now all your bear share are belong to us.

Care Bear Share 

When the most sexually appealing person in the room is passed around, like a joint, to every other person. When one of the participants has the point person they are given exactly 30 seconds of "play time" before they must share with their friends. Game only works if full consent is given by all parties.
Dude, that Care Bear Share really fulfilled me; both in an elementary school morals way and a sexual way.
Care Bear Share by vapper8375 April 7, 2015

hunny wunny boo boo bear mare tare care fair share 

yes no maybe so
AHHHHHHH HUNNY WUNNY BOO BOO BEAR MARE TARE CARE FAIR SHARE

Shark Bear 

1. The combination of the two greatest predators on the planet. Known to kill with a single glance.

2. The pinnacle of evolution.
Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a Shark Bear?"

Guy 2: "I'm alive talking to you, so no."
Shark Bear by joebob16 January 21, 2010
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