When a girl gives you a really hard, fast-paced handjob, as if your dick was a shakeweight.
Could result in severe discomfort, chaffing, and difficulty shaking your dick after pissing.
Could result in severe discomfort, chaffing, and difficulty shaking your dick after pissing.
Dude my dick hurts so bad after my girlfriend gave me a hj yesterday. I can't even feel my dick.
Sounds like you got shakeweighted.
Sounds like you got shakeweighted.
by Kfed27 January 20, 2011
A work-out device, believed to be bogus, that when used by a woman, according to South Park, helps them give the greatest old-fashioned (handjob)
Sharon works her talking shakeweight
Shakeweight: Harder, better, faster stronger
(dings, squirts out water)
Sharon: auhhhh
Shakeweight: Harder, better, faster stronger
(dings, squirts out water)
Sharon: auhhhh
by Adidar23 December 1, 2010
by The Nigger Blaster March 26, 2019
Not to be confused with the vibrator, I mean dildo, I mean workout assistant, shakeweight refers to the excess ground marijuana that's left in the grinder because it won't fit into the fatty when rolling a joint. In an ideal joint rolling sesh, there would be no shakeweight because the roller of the j knows what he's doing. Shakeweight only accumulates when a gross overestimation was made, resulting in excess ground weed left in the grinder that can't fit into the joint.
bogart: i have so much extra weed that i can't fit into this joint. I don't know what to do...should I just keep the extra weed in my grinder?
bro: only retards carry along shakeweight
bogart: I'm so new to marijuana, I just don't know how much I can pack into a j
bro: bogart, when will you learn?
bogart: i need some poon
bro: only retards carry along shakeweight
bogart: I'm so new to marijuana, I just don't know how much I can pack into a j
bro: bogart, when will you learn?
bogart: i need some poon
by cohencock November 24, 2011
by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin June 26, 2010
by gedo October 4, 2013