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My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003
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For males who are not getting sex on a regular basis, when they go to the toilet to take a piss and when they finish, shake their penis to get off the last few drops of pee. That action is shaking the hand of the unemployed.
Arnold asked Helen where the toilet was, as he needed to go shake the hand of the unemployed.
by Ethal The Frog September 24, 2013
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