shake a tit

spoonerism of "take a shit;" the act of defecating.

past: Shook a tit
present: Shaking a tit
future: ..shake a tit

Be right back, gonna shake a tit.

shake a tit by henry lynn February 28, 2005

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SHAKE A TIT

To say shake a tit is the cool persons way of saying i gotta take a shit.

Bro 1: Whats up bro? What u been doing for the last hour?

Bro 2: Man i had to shake a tit you know how that is.

Bro 1: Yea pimpin earlier i shook a big tit!!!

SHAKE A TIT by Stick1 August 9, 2020

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i'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit

I'll be right back; to be back momentarily

Don't go anywhere - I'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit!

i'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit by Amanda M August 12, 2005

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Two shakes of a titty

It's when someone is relatively faster than they would normally be but not as fast as two pumps & a nut

She's up the road about 5 minutes and it only take her two shakes of a titty to get here.

Two shakes of a titty by Zoey Ann Archy June 14, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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