shake a tit 

spoonerism of "take a shit;" the act of defecating.

past: Shook a tit
present: Shaking a tit
future: ..shake a tit

Be right back, gonna shake a tit.

shake a tit by henry lynn February 28, 2005

SHAKE A TIT 

To say shake a tit is the cool persons way of saying i gotta take a shit.

Bro 1: Whats up bro? What u been doing for the last hour?

Bro 2: Man i had to shake a tit you know how that is.

Bro 1: Yea pimpin earlier i shook a big tit!!!

SHAKE A TIT by Stick1 August 9, 2020

i'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit

I'll be right back; to be back momentarily

Don't go anywhere - I'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit!

i'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit by Amanda M August 12, 2005

Two shakes of a titty

It's when someone is relatively faster than they would normally be but not as fast as two pumps & a nut

She's up the road about 5 minutes and it only take her two shakes of a titty to get here.

Two shakes of a titty by Zoey Ann Archy June 14, 2026