shaft mining

Another term for a handjob, you jack someone off and mine their shaft for their cum.

Jenna: I totally shaft mined him the other day, I got that sweet sweet cum
Sally: man Jenna your the best at shaft mining

by Themagicruby April 25, 2017

Shat Minding

Something so impressive, it's no longer Mind Shattering, but Mind Shatting. Then it becomes even more impressive that the words are reversed, thus becoming "Shat Minding"

Those who have Shat Minding abilities:

He-Man, Master of the Universe
Optimus Prime
Spider Man
Pikachu
Goku
Master Chief
Marcus Fenix

Ex of a word:

Person 1: DUUDEEE!!! Did you hear that there's gonna be a remake of Halo???

Person 2: Shat Minding man, shat minding

by Mr. Yellowed October 23, 2011