sexual bacon 

to have some sort of intense sexual tension between yourself and a member of the desired gender

Oh my god... last night.....it was just so intense between karen and i....we have got some serious sexual bacon, me and her.

sexual bacon by Gnome February 5, 2005

Bacon Sexual

Sexually attracted to bacon. Only bacon.

Erica: How do you feel right now?
Alex: I feel bacon sexual

Bacon Sexual by Swag bacon November 6, 2014

Wakin' Bacon(sexual) 

The act of a male fucking a fat chick in hopes of receiving a bad ass breakfast in the morning. This is because fat girls usually can either afford to go out to eat or cook really fucking good.

When I feel hungry and horny, it's time for some wakin' bacon(sexual)

Wakin' Bacon(sexual) by Lostinthesauce6969696969696969 September 23, 2016