"
Sex yes!" (also "
Sex yea!") is a new phrase that will soon catch on like wildfire. It dates back to
May 22, 2007, when I invented it.
This is so damn catchy that I should get it patented! Let me explain the story of my discovery: this all started
LONG before Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie and their "that's
hot!". From when I was like
13 on, I would always say (and still do), "that's insert level of sexiness here sexy." I realize that a few years ago, Paris Hilton said that her new phrase would be "that's sexy" but I have DATED PAPERS on which I used to scribble "that's sexy" in school, and they were from way before that
skank ever started using MY phrase.
It can be used in place of "Hell yes!," "Shit yea!," and "Fuck yea!". It has nothing to do with
sex (and if it is used in a context involving
sex, that is purely coincidental), just as "hell yes," "shit yea," and "fuck yea" have nothing to do with hell, shit, and fuck, respectively. It can also be used in place of "You bet your sweet ass _______"
Example 1:
Person A: Did you have fun last night?
Person B:
SEX YES I did! (Meaning something similar to "You bet your sweet ass I did!".)
Example 2:
Person A: Did you have
sex?
Person B:
SEX YEA I DID! (Here we see it used in a context involving actual sex, but it is still merely coincidental.)