Sex Definition 

A retarded definition usually made by a 12 year old on urbandictionary failing to be funny. A sex definition usually has this formula

Typical definition of a word that is turned into a sexual act:

While you're fucking a girl in the ass (blank) and right before you cum pull your dick out then say (blank) then (blank) while you are cumming, then say "bitch you just got (blanked)

Example of a Sex Definition on Urban Dictionary.

George Washington:

While you're fucking a girl in the ass put wooden teeth on and right before you cum pull your dick out then say "give me liberty or give me death!" then put a $1 bill on her face and cum all over it , then say "bitch you just got George Washingtoned!"

Sex Definition by Roc18 April 28, 2010

obligatory sex definition 

I have to do this because hee hoo haa haa sex funny guys

no example, shoo you filthy peasants looking for sex jokes, like this obligatory one
you fucking sex trolls, go else where for this kinda joke, not this obligatory sex definition

obligatory sex definition by kendguy August 15, 2023

Definition of Sex 

This is what you tell your daughter when she says she's never had sex yet.

"Well Princess, if a man ejaculates in your presence with your permission, consent, or active participation, you just had sex."

If your son says something similar the slight variation is "did you ejaculate in the presence of...etc

Insertion Exemption: Any consensual insertion of penis or penis like object into a bodily oriface can qualify as sex too.

Man: "Honey I'm home from work and stopped at a peep show but don't worry I didn't have sex. I didn't masterbate to completion because I was too drunk from my 5 martini lunch.

Wife: "You What!!!!!!?"

Man: "Its OK, Urban Dictionary says the Urban Dictionary says that this doesn't qualify as the Definition of Sex"

Alternate Example:

Daughter: "I'm still a virgin cause I have my cherry. I only let my boyfriend ass hump me

Father: "You are one sick pup, Princess"

Definition of Sex by snausages333 October 18, 2006

Listening to the definition of "Sex" by Nick 

An experience. Consider your options wisely.

Bruh I was just listening to the definition of "Sex" by Nick on the UrbDic and it changed my life.
Bro that's so cool but how about "I Love You Jesus" by Trisha Paytas?

Listening to the definition of "Sex" by Nick by Stan Key Bousi November 3, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016