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Tongue of the Serpent

when urine unexpectedly comes out of the penis in two polar directions; bidirectional urination
"There were two urinals open, and I couldn't decide which one to go to, so I just Tongue of the Serpent-ed that shit!"

Serpent Tongued 

A sly, deceitful way of speaking akin to that of the devil.
Hillary is a Serpent Tongued liar. She'll say anything to get people to follow her.
Serpent Tongued by havoc777 September 6, 2016

Serpents Tongue 

When a mans urine stream splits in two, commonly either side of what is being aimed at. Most often attributed to post coital micturation.
"Sorry love, I was aiming for the toilet but I got the dreaded serpents tongue and now the floors wet"
Serpents Tongue by Madtskovicz February 6, 2013

Serpents Tongue 

When a man fucks a womens gauged tongue, busts a nut down her throat, and rips her tongue in two creating a serpent effect!
guess what peter?

What?

I gave my women the serpents tongue the other day and she almost killed me! But it was awesome!

Hell yeah, that's fuckin sweet.
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026